foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

http://goatcorporation.tumblr.com/post/54309768311/all-bugs-can-be-organized-into-one-of-three

goatcorporation:

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll…

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

I AM THE LOWER LIMIT OF ASTRONAUMACY 

  • Friend: The ship has sailed? And sunk?
  • Me: the ship is the titanic at the dock
  • Me: potential for glory
  • Me: destined for devastation
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